Just Black Sweatpants.

They’re sweatpants. But black. Same elastic waistband, same drawstring, same ability to make you look like you didn’t try — just a little more serious about it. Whether you’re lounging on the couch or pretending you’re headed to the gym, they remain what they are: Just Black Sweatpants.

- Cotton/poly fleece blend
- Elastic waistband with adjustable drawstring
- Pockets, because of course
- Text that saves you the trouble of explaining what you’re wearing

Not tailored. Not elevated. Not even slightly ambitious. Just Black Sweatpants.

Every piece is made only when you order it. No warehouses. No piles of unsold inventory. Just a shirt, a hoodie, or a bag that didn’t exist until you wanted it.

This means:
- Less waste — because we don’t produce what nobody asked for.
- Better sustainability — because parody fashion can still be responsible.
- More intention — because your hoodie is made just for you, not for a shelf.

It’s not fast fashion. It’s not slow fashion. It’s just on-demand.

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