Just Grey Sweatpants.

They’re sweatpants. But grey. Universally recognized as the most “sweatpant” color there is. Soft, casual, and impossible to mistake for anything else. Whether you call them athletic wear, loungewear, or just what you live in on weekends, the truth is unavoidable: Just Grey Sweatpants.

- Cotton/poly fleece blend
- Elastic waistband with drawstring
- Side pockets for snacks, phones, or hands
- Grey fabric with text that says what it is

Not performance wear. Not luxury leisure. Just Grey Sweatpants.

Every piece is made only when you order it. No warehouses. No piles of unsold inventory. Just a shirt, a hoodie, or a bag that didn’t exist until you wanted it.

This means:
- Less waste — because we don’t produce what nobody asked for.
- Better sustainability — because parody fashion can still be responsible.
- More intention — because your hoodie is made just for you, not for a shelf.

It’s not fast fashion. It’s not slow fashion. It’s just on-demand.

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