They’re socks. But black. Functional, boring, and the perfect setup for a fashion crime when paired with sandals. Wear them proudly, ironically, or by accident. Either way, they’ll always be Just Black Socks.
- Cotton/poly blend
- One size fits most
- Black fabric, white text
- Guaranteed to make someone question your footwear choices
Not chic. Not timeless. Just Black Socks.
Every piece is made only when you order it. No warehouses. No piles of unsold inventory. Just a shirt, a hoodie, or a bag that didn’t exist until you wanted it.
This means:
- Less waste — because we don’t produce what nobody asked for.
- Better sustainability — because parody fashion can still be responsible.
- More intention — because your hoodie is made just for you, not for a shelf.
It’s not fast fashion. It’s not slow fashion. It’s just on-demand.
