Just a T-Shirt.

It’s a T-shirt. Soft, cotton, and shaped like every other T-shirt you’ve ever worn. Except this one tells you exactly what it is, in case you forget. No logos. No graphics. No inspiration. Just a T-shirt.

- 100% cotton
- Unisex fit
- Minimalist text that says the quiet part out loud

Every piece is made only when you order it. No warehouses. No piles of unsold inventory. Just a shirt, a hoodie, or a bag that didn’t exist until you wanted it.

This means:
- Less waste — because we don’t produce what nobody asked for.
- Better sustainability — because parody fashion can still be responsible.
- More intention — because your hoodie is made just for you, not for a shelf.

It’s not fast fashion. It’s not slow fashion. It’s just on-demand.

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