A hoodie. Nothing more, nothing less. It has sleeves, a pocket, and a hood — the basic requirements for hoodie status. The only “statement” here is the one printed on the front: Just a Hoodie. Wear it. Don’t wear it. Either way, it remains… a hoodie.
- Midweight cotton blend
- Front pouch pocket
- Designed for maximum mediocrity
Oh, and it runs a tad small, so you should probably size up if you actually want one.
Every piece is made only when you order it. No warehouses. No piles of unsold inventory. Just a shirt, a hoodie, or a bag that didn’t exist until you wanted it.
This means:
- Less waste — because we don’t produce what nobody asked for.
- Better sustainability — because parody fashion can still be responsible.
- More intention — because your hoodie is made just for you, not for a shelf.
It’s not fast fashion. It’s not slow fashion. It’s just on-demand.
