Just a Black T-Shirt.

It’s a T-shirt. But black. Same cotton, same fit, same lack of imagination — just in a darker shade. Perfect for when you want your minimalism to look slightly more mysterious.

- 100% cotton
- Unisex fit
- Black fabric, white text (because irony looks good in contrast)

It’s not edgy. It’s not timeless. It’s Just a Black T-Shirt.

Every piece is made only when you order it. No warehouses. No piles of unsold inventory. Just a shirt, a hoodie, or a bag that didn’t exist until you wanted it.

This means:
- Less waste — because we don’t produce what nobody asked for.
- Better sustainability — because parody fashion can still be responsible.
- More intention — because your hoodie is made just for you, not for a shelf.

It’s not fast fashion. It’s not slow fashion. It’s just on-demand.

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