Just a Black Hoodie.

It’s a hoodie. But black. It has sleeves, a hood, and a pocket — the basic requirements of hoodie existence. The only thing that makes this one different is the color, and the fact that it admits what it is. Just a Black Hoodie.

- Midweight cotton blend
- Front pouch pocket
- Hood with drawstrings
- Text that states the obvious

Not iconic. Not exclusive. Just a Black Hoodie.

Oh, and it runs a tad small, so you should probably size up if you actually want one.


Every piece is made only when you order it. No warehouses. No piles of unsold inventory. Just a shirt, a hoodie, or a bag that didn’t exist until you wanted it.

This means:
- Less waste — because we don’t produce what nobody asked for.
- Better sustainability — because parody fashion can still be responsible.
- More intention — because your hoodie is made just for you, not for a shelf.

It’s not fast fashion. It’s not slow fashion. It’s just on-demand.

Size guide